HERE'S SOME LINES TO KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED.

my love for you is like diarrhoea ,i cant hold it in
your name must be mickey, cause you're so fine
your name must be summer, cause you're so hot
you're like a dictionary, you bring meaning to my life
is your dad a terrorist? cause you're the bomb
do you have a plaster? i scraped my knee falling for you
do you know cpr? cause you take my breath away
do you have a map? cause i'm lost in your eyes
is your father an alien? cause there's nothing like you on this earth
help, somethings wrong with my eyes, i just can't take them off you
i'm sick. my medicine is to talk to you
you're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear
hey, you gotta be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day
screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
are you a surgeon? cause you've just took my heart away
are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers
if you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town
the only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name
could you zip my fly? my hands are wet
you must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears
is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns
i lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together
i lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?
you must be the cause of global warming!
i'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

hahahaha hilarious :DD

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